Costoise

Age: 54

Type: Black/Water

Race: Bannon

Favourite Food: Jello Puddin’

Beverage of Choice: Water what else lol

Catchphrase: “When I was a Squirtle we used to use water gun”

Theme song: Teenage wasteland by the who/ anything by his favourite band “Jazz”

Bio: Costoise doesn’t really have any Blastoise in him he just looks like one. What happened was that Bill Cosby was playing with his pet turtle a lot and then the same stuff that turned the teenage mutant ninja turtles into them fell on him and he turned half /Blastoise/ half/ Cosby.

His mightly water cannon attack is strong against rock type pokemon and racist people. Not only a mighty pokemon in battle but a proud father too, he can resolve any family fight with his funny sound effects and knows what to do if his daughter gets pregnants on accident.

The chances of him ever doing drugs in this life time are slim to zero and don’t f**kin expect to him do them if you ask him to. That's his own business He has a mcdonalds in his house so he can have fresh mcnuggets ever singly day :o.. His favourite thing is playing Nintendo Wii when his dad is away and have the whole tv to himself.

It’s safe to assume that if Costoise was MY dad things would take a turn for the better.