Drek Renolds

Age: 44

Type: Grass/Flying

Race: ?

Favourite Food: Mcnuggets

Favourite Drink : coke (Pepsi sucks ass)

Favourite show:  The Simpsons it’s waaaaay better than Family Gimp…

Them Song: the lifestyle of the rich and the famous by good charlotte
Favourite thing not to do: Drugs

Bio: Meet Supreme Knight of the Galactic Federation, Commander in chief Drek Renolds. He never in his life did drugs and won’t ever if anyone asks him to. Seprated from his parents at birth, Drek never knews his family growing up and got very tough. He never had any birthday parties (even when he tried to have one no one came but he didn’t give a f**k anyway)

At the age of 12 he went to live with Peter Parker and uncle Ben because he needed someone to raise him. Peter was such a mommas boy and drek loved Mary Jane way more than Peter so he hated living with him. When Peter became Spiderman Drek became leader of the Galactic Knights and together they fight the green goblin, but when Drek sees Mary Jane kissing Spiderman upside down he got his heart broken and left in FURIOUS rage.

Drek built his own spaceship to leave earth and fight for peace in the universe. His ship, the Falcon Flyer X-1 can travel at speeds of up to 70 lightyears and doesn’t need to be filled with petrol ever. When he was younger he always had trouble in bed wetting it but now it was long ago now, months even. On board the hyper space station orbiting earth he never has to worry about anyone seeing his bed wetting anyway because he have his owned bunk bed (top bunk!)

He used to train with life aquatic star Steve Zissou too one time (he still has the sneakers and wears them on every mission) where they team up with director Wes Anderson. He still thinks water levels in games are shit though so he gives the controller to his older bro to do them.

His biggest fear is the Eel in Mario 64, but as Drek himself would say:

“GOOD WILL NEVER OVER EVIL!!!”

Current Status: Diabetic