El Koopa Loco

Speciality: Ultimate hyper spicey flame blaster/Pepper breath PWAH

Theme song: Apparat feat. Soap&Skin – Goodbye

Fav Show: Prison Break Season 3

Hobbies: Cooking spicey dinner, playing Spanish guitar (because he’s Mexican)

Preffered Restaurant: Taco Bell

Beverage of Choice: Tequilla (with a worm because he's Mexican)

Bio: This hot-headed punk is Bowsers  Mexican nephew.  Hes always full of beans Mexican jumping beanthat is!! He hiked across the border to get a job in the mushroom kingdom but now he’s stuck cleaning the toilets in mcdonalds.

He hopes to get through college and improve his situation in life but it’s hard to get a grant in this economy climate. Plus he’s lazy and always falls asleep on the job. His biggest pride in life is his ever-growing collection of Sombrero’s and his Antonio Banderas DVD boxsets.

Grasias amigo, Si Senior, Chupacabra

Current Status: Hibernation

Chimera Sun Bear & The Red Capt. Falco

Ages:  23/32

Fav Colour: Red/Red & Green

Fav Food: Honey, Marshmallows and Lucky Charms

Thenme Songs: Sgt. Pepper’s Lonley hearts club band / The Simpsons theme song

Bio: Chimera Sun Bear and the red capt falco and sworn enemies until they realized that if they put their differences aside and work together its best for all of them. Chimera doesn’t like to be told what to do and the Red Captain Falco is always saying him what he’ve to do so they fight every minute.

But now things are ok, they don’t argued for the sake of it like old house wives.  They each have his own ability to help the other guy in a tussle for example: Chimera Sun Bear can surf like a pro and rides the waves away from danger. The Red Captin Falco can fly through the air like the magestic eagle and could have flied Frodo to Morder if only he had asked. 

My favourite thing about the dynamic duo is that if you make them angry they’ll run over and pinch the side of your face very hard. One pinch is all it takes. They don’t take any guff from no one so be careful. BE CAREFLU.

Current Status: Unemployed

Costoise

Age: 54

Type: Black/Water

Race: Bannon

Favourite Food: Jello Puddin’

Beverage of Choice: Water what else lol

Catchphrase: “When I was a Squirtle we used to use water gun”

Theme song: Teenage wasteland by the who/ anything by his favourite band “Jazz”

Bio: Costoise doesn’t really have any Blastoise in him he just looks like one. What happened was that Bill Cosby was playing with his pet turtle a lot and then the same stuff that turned the teenage mutant ninja turtles into them fell on him and he turned half /Blastoise/ half/ Cosby.

His mightly water cannon attack is strong against rock type pokemon and racist people. Not only a mighty pokemon in battle but a proud father too, he can resolve any family fight with his funny sound effects and knows what to do if his daughter gets pregnants on accident.

The chances of him ever doing drugs in this life time are slim to zero and don’t f**kin expect to him do them if you ask him to. That's his own business He has a mcdonalds in his house so he can have fresh mcnuggets ever singly day :o.. His favourite thing is playing Nintendo Wii when his dad is away and have the whole tv to himself.

It’s safe to assume that if Costoise was MY dad things would take a turn for the better.

Drek Renolds

Age: 44

Type: Grass/Flying

Race: ?

Favourite Food: Mcnuggets

Favourite Drink : coke (Pepsi sucks ass)

Favourite show:  The Simpsons it’s waaaaay better than Family Gimp…

Them Song: the lifestyle of the rich and the famous by good charlotte
Favourite thing not to do: Drugs

Bio: Meet Supreme Knight of the Galactic Federation, Commander in chief Drek Renolds. He never in his life did drugs and won’t ever if anyone asks him to. Seprated from his parents at birth, Drek never knews his family growing up and got very tough. He never had any birthday parties (even when he tried to have one no one came but he didn’t give a f**k anyway)

At the age of 12 he went to live with Peter Parker and uncle Ben because he needed someone to raise him. Peter was such a mommas boy and drek loved Mary Jane way more than Peter so he hated living with him. When Peter became Spiderman Drek became leader of the Galactic Knights and together they fight the green goblin, but when Drek sees Mary Jane kissing Spiderman upside down he got his heart broken and left in FURIOUS rage.

Drek built his own spaceship to leave earth and fight for peace in the universe. His ship, the Falcon Flyer X-1 can travel at speeds of up to 70 lightyears and doesn’t need to be filled with petrol ever. When he was younger he always had trouble in bed wetting it but now it was long ago now, months even. On board the hyper space station orbiting earth he never has to worry about anyone seeing his bed wetting anyway because he have his owned bunk bed (top bunk!)

He used to train with life aquatic star Steve Zissou too one time (he still has the sneakers and wears them on every mission) where they team up with director Wes Anderson. He still thinks water levels in games are shit though so he gives the controller to his older bro to do them.

His biggest fear is the Eel in Mario 64, but as Drek himself would say:

“GOOD WILL NEVER OVER EVIL!!!”

Current Status: Diabetic